Fishy Gets Away!

This is a writing assignment:

One day, Tim and his dad, named^v Smelly, go fishing. Smelly is 36 years old. [3]Unsurprisingly, he smells like Kaos’s* sock drawer. Tim is only 3 years old and smells like a skunk. [6]They are both mad^adj scientists. They start fishing at Angel Falls, the tallest waterfall in the world. It is very foggy. Smelly, who^w/w stinks at almost everything, wants the famous fish that lives at the waterfall because he wants to experiment on it, electrocute it, and once it’s dead, eat it RAW like a maniac! The famous fish, named Fishy, swims near their boat. Tim and Smelly don’t catch it, but persistently^-ly they keep fishing because^cl Smelly wants to kill Fishy.

            A little bit later, Smelly, who^w/w asked God for help, catches^v Fishy! He isn’t paying attention to where they are going, until Tim starts a fast^adj conversation. [3][6]Nervously, Tim asks “Uh, Dad?”

“What, my little chubby wubby?” his dad replies.

“I hope you have the floats ready because we’re about to go down a huge waterfall.” Tim states bluntly^-ly.

“What? What do you mean a huge waterfa…”  Smelly starts. He never finishes his sentence because^cl he, Tim, and Fishy start screaming.

            Smelly, Tim, and Fishy fall quickly^-ly to the bottom of Angel Falls. [6]Tim loved the ride. Smelly, on the other hand, screamed^v like a little^adj girl, because he was a coward. Fishy almost had a heart attack because^cl of Smelly’s grossness. When Fishy, who^w/w is cute, hits the water, she zooms away. [3]Thankfully, Tim and Smelly lose Fishy the famous fish.

*Kaos is the bad guy in the first 2 Skylanders games and his sock drawer smells like rancid cabbage, wet dog hair, and a skunk’s bed sheets mixed together and multiplied by 10.