One day, Tim
and his dad, namedv
Smelly, go fishing. Smelly is 36 years old. [3]Unsurprisingly, he smells like Kaos’s*
sock drawer. Tim is only 3 years old and smells like a skunk. [6]They are both
madadj scientists. They start fishing at Angel Falls, the tallest
waterfall in the world. It is very foggy. Smelly, whow/w
stinks at almost everything, wants the famous fish that lives at the waterfall
because he wants to experiment on it, electrocute it, and once it’s dead, eat
it RAW like a maniac! The famous fish,
named Fishy, swims near their boat. Tim and Smelly
don’t catch it, but persistently-ly they keep fishing becausecl
Smelly wants to kill Fishy.
A little bit
later, Smelly, whow/w
asked God for help, catchesv Fishy! He isn’t paying attention to where they are
going, until Tim starts a fastadj conversation. [3][6]Nervously, Tim asks “Uh, Dad?”
“What, my little chubby wubby?” his dad replies.
“I hope you have the floats ready because we’re about to go down a huge
waterfall.” Tim states bluntly-ly.
“What? What do you mean a huge waterfa…”
Smelly starts.
He never finishes his sentence becausecl he, Tim, and Fishy start screaming.
Smelly, Tim, and Fishy fall quickly-ly
to the bottom of Angel Falls. [6]Tim loved the ride. Smelly, on the other hand,
screamedv like a littleadj
girl, because he was a coward. Fishy almost had a heart attack becausecl
of Smelly’s grossness. When Fishy, whow/w is cute, hits the
water, she zooms away. [3]Thankfully, Tim and Smelly
lose Fishy the famous
fish.
*Kaos is the bad guy in the first 2 Skylanders games and his
sock drawer smells like rancid cabbage, wet dog hair, and a skunk’s bed sheets
mixed together and multiplied by 10.
