Card Jitsu

Yes, I am talking about Card Jitsu today. For those of you who don't know, this is a amulet. Yes, this is my amulet, kinda. Well, here it goes. CARD JITSU SNOW EXISTS!!!! Well, not yet but I just found this picture on the internet. Wait, i'm getting a phone call, be right back. (Sensei comes to computer) Wow, what is this magical device that appears the words I type on the screen? (I come back) What the? Oh, it's my favorite student, Dark Spyro9. (I gasp) Ssennseii! What on? Your not Sensei. (Sensei pulls off costume and Nova waves) Surprise sissy! (I sigh) Novalee, do your own work! Ok,ok, but one hug? No. Please please please? No. Then I won't move. Fine. Yay! (I hug her annoyedly) Bye sissy! Bye. Nova goes back to computer. Ok, anyway, do you see the black and white stones? This is SENSEI'S amulet. Yes, I am a water and fire ninja now. Let me tell you the story of why I worked my head off to become a water ninja. Here it is: See, I was in a temperary war with the water ninjas, because I was a fire ninja, because it's easier, and fire is winning, good right? Then a mean water ninja calls us evil. EVIL! WE ARE NOT EVIL! WE ARE DEFENDING CLUB PENGUIN FROM BEING FLOODED! They hurt my feelings a lot, so when they went to the beach I followed them and said "ONE DAY! ONE DAY I'LL MASTER ALL THE ELEMENTS! EVEN SHADOW! AND NO ONE WILL BE MEAN TO ME ANYMORE! I PROMISE YOU THAT!" And thats how I became a water ninja. And i'm well on my to keeping my promise. I don't think they saw it all, but I bet they were a little scared. And last night I was at a collage, and someone took my book away because I was saying shhhhh because it was all about ninjas. So I got mad and there was a boy and a girl so I reported and threw fireballs at the girl, but none at the boy because he was a fire and water ninja, like me. So my moms up. Bye!