Extreme's Story

People! I would like you to welcome my first puffle, extremely awesome, really red, and related to Yarr, Rockhopper's puffle, EXTREME!!!!!! "Thank you thank you. EXTREME IS IN THE HOUSE!" Extreme, please try to be like a normal, non-extreme puffle, ok? "Fine." Ok, Extreme, tell them your story. "Poot poot!" EXTREME! Fine, be yourself. "Thanks owner. Ok, so, I was sitting with Smarty, the BORING brown puffle, and we, of course, were talking about Dancer, the most pop puff in the world! She is so awesome until I saw here be mean to the smallest puff out of the small puffs, PURE!!! I mean, Pure freezes me, LITERALLY. Well, my coolness against her adorableness, well as usual I WIN! Now I don't help her because Pure, hangs out with the creepiest puffle on earth, along with that that puff has a REALLY BAD attitude, and not to menti" Jay: "Just get to it, weirdo!" "Fine, Jay! Well, that puff was Jay, the SUPER CREEPY black puffle. So I walk ova to Dancer and Pure, and I, of course, ask what the problem was. To tell you, even though I promised Dancer not to tell, Pure tried to tap Dancer, and Pinky, the BODY GUARD AND BEST FRIEND OF DANCER, got in the way, of course. She and everyone accept Pure and Jay (I think that Jay and I will be friends), ABSOLUTELY ADORE Dancer. But, Pinky told Pure that Dancer was to busy to be annoyed by a little, white BRAT. And of course, Pure blew her thing, and thats why Pinky is frozen. But that didn't bother Dancer, because Dancer was signing autographs. So, Pure taped Dancer, which scared her, and Pure asked to borrow her phone. Well, Dancer said yes, because, she thought Pure, was Pinky. So then, when Pure came back the next day, Dancer freaked out, because she saw Pinky and her $10,000 I-Phone, frozen, with Pure's puffle prints all over them. So ya, thats why Jay burned her the next day, Dancer, not Pure. Then yada yada yada. Next thing I know it i'm with Pure and Jay in a igloo." Extreme, please don't go that long without water. "Fine." Good girl. "Blub blub blub" Bye!